my week one pick reviews

College football 2013 style is almost here. Just one more day to endure the withdrawal symptoms and wham, the Ole Ball Coach's team and North Carolina will get the party started. I'm so excited, I can hardly contain myself. Thank goodness the start is just around the corner, because I have had enough information about Johnny Manziel to last me more than a lifetime. Speaking of Johnny the Party Animal, does anybody believe that this moron was at South Beach, holed up in a hotel room for more than eight hours on the eve of the National Championship game, signing over a thousand autographs, and not taking any money for it. Yea right; Manziel would rather donate an evening in some hotel room as opposed to attending some party. The same Manziel that was thrown out of a frat party at the University of Texas, the same Manziel that was seen court side at an NBA playoff game, the same Manziel that threw out the first pitch at a major league baseball game; you get the picture. I believe him about as much as I did when Bill Clinton said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman;" however, if the question had been about Hillary, I could understand his reply. Now, begs the question; will Texas A&M play Johnny Manziel before the NCAA finishes its investigation on the situation. You bet they will. I wonder if anyone has asked Gene Stallings for his opinion on the matter. Remember, Stallings was the coach at Alabama when Antonio Langham put his signature on a paper napkin of a potential sports agent, which led to an NCAA investigation and landing the Tide on probation. Stallings is one of the trustees on the Board of Regents at Texas A&M. When it comes to the NCAA and their rulings, it's right on par with a crap shoot. I would comment on the NCAA; nevertheless, I will save that for another time and place. Meanwhile, let's get this party started where it counts and pick some football games.



Alabama (10) vs Virginia Tech @ Atlanta - I heard somewhere that the last time that the Turkeys were at least a 20 point dog was more than 20 years ago. I do think that this line is a little inflated; but, not by too much. If Alabama plays to their potential on both sides of the ball, this game could be over by halftime. Then again, what do I know. All it takes is for Beamer Ball to rear its ugly head; and, 10 points could go up in smoke. Who am I kidding; take the Tide and ride. Alabama rolls over the Hokies, 40-17. So much for that inflated line theory.



Mississippi State vs Oklahoma State (9) @ Houston - I haven't heard too much about how good or bad Mississippi Lite will be. If that offense hasn't made any significant changes since last year, the Cowboys will be on cruise control by the start of the fourth quarter. The only saving grace for the puppies is that this game will be played in Houston, and not in Stillwater; nevertheless, in the end, the Pokes should run away from the Bulldogs, 38-23.



Purdue @ Cincinnati (8) - The Tommy Tuberville saga continues. About 15 years ago, he stated that the only way that he was leaving Ole Miss, would be in a pine box. Two weeks later, he was hired by Auburn. A decade later, Saban showed up in Tuscaloosa; and, two years later, and a 36-0 beat down, Tubs was shown the door. After a short time off, Tuberville shows up in Lubbock, right after Mike Leach was run out of town, saying all the right things. How does Tuberville thank the Red Raider fans? Simple, by jumping ship for the Cincinnati job. I guess Tuberville has a strong affinity for Skyline Chili, which is what Cincinnati is famous for; because football (college or pro), sure isn't on anyone's menu, concerning that town. As for the match up, Purdont will not pose much of a threat for Tubb's opener. Bearcats over the Boilermakers, 34-20.



Syracuse vs Penn State (7) @ East Rutherford - Bill O'Brien did one of the best coaching jobs in the entire country for Penn State, last season; considering all that occurred to that program, compliments of the NCAA. As for Syracuse, I have no clue, nor have I spent any time looking for one. Since this game will not be played in the Carrier Dome, I'll take the Nittany Lions over the Cuse, 27-18.



LSU (6) vs TCU @ Dallas - Tough match up here. Patterson can coach. So can Miles. But, Miles seems to have lady luck on his side, more times than naught. Although LSU lost a lot of underclassmen to the NFL draft, they also have quite a bit of talent waiting in the wings, on both sides of the ball. Come Saturday night, the Tigers will be on the prowl looking to catch a few frogs off guard, 23-13.



BYU (5) @ Virginia - If offense is your desire, don't tune to this game. This contest will be a ground pounding, low scoring affair. Whoever wins the turnover battle, will win this game. Look for the Cougars to have more muscle in the trenches, BYU over Virginia, 19-14.



Northern Illinois @ Iowa (4) - Do you know what baffles me? Kirk Ferentz is still the head coach at Iowa. How? Let him lose this game and his fate will be sealed. As for Northern Illinois, they went about as far as they are going to go, last season, with a 12-2 record; losing to Iowa by one, and being blown out by Florida State, to end the season. Hawkeyes over the Huskies; but, not by much, 21-17.



Boise State (3) @ Washington - This is the second game in a row that I have picked against my favorite breed of dog. Yes, I know that Washington has renovated Husky Stadium; and, I applaud them for playing a quality opponent instead of somne cupcake team to showcase their new digs. I just think that Boise State has more experience in key positions which will allow the Broncos to squeak out another road victory against a Pac-12 team. The Horses over the Dogs, 33-28.



Georgia @ Clemson (2) - In breaking this game down, here's what I see. Best offense, Clemson. Best defense, Georgia. Special teams, toss up. Best coaching, Georgia. So, why am I picking Clemson; simple, it's being played in Death Valley. Should be a great atmosphere for a hotly contested game. In the end, Clemson should have just enough to beat Georgia. Tigers over the Dawgs, 35-31.



Northwestern @ California (1) - As you can tell, I'm picking the Bears. Now, here's why. First, Northwestern has to travel across two time zones; and, if history has taught us anything about teams having to travel a great distance. Crap, I can't use that excuse. Next thing that I will hear; how about Oregon winning at Tennessee; or Boise State over Georgia, at Atlanta; or UCLA winning at Tennessee; or Boise winning over Virginia Tech at Washington DC; you get the picture. Nevertheless, I'll take the Bears to win with a new coach and a true freshman at quarterback. Yes, I've gone mad. Golden Bears over the Wildcats, 38-35.



That puts the wraps on another insane edition of picking games. Remember, I do this for fun; in addition to you having fun while laughing at my idiocy; so tread at your own risk. It's great to be back. Happy Labor Day Weekend to everyone, and stay safe. Enjoy the games, and last but not least; ROLL TIDE.

Jljmbaker

week 11 reviews

Not much time to waste, its been a hectic week at work, so here goes.  I went 8-2 last week, with 47 tacos.  Time to step it up because the end of the season is upon us.  I was going to waste some of your time talking about Lane Kiffin; but, it's the same old crap we already know; he's a cheater, liar, and an overall scum bag.  Before I start with these selections, word has it down on the Plain, that Auburn has formed a search committee to look into the possibility of hiring a new coach.  Translation, Gene Chizik is gone, end of story.  As far as the picks are concerned, I'm going with seven favorites, and attempting to pick three upsets. So here goes.




Mississippi State @ LSU (10) - Before last week, everyone was wondering if the circle would ever be broken.  Could LSU possibly lose a night game at home.  It took almost 60 minutes; nevertheless, Alabama managed to escape with a rare win, at night, down on the Bayou.  Time for LSU to start a new streak with Mississippi State coming to town.  After starting the season 7-0, State has lost its last two games by a total of 76-20.  Look for more of the same since the game is at night and in the Rouge; LSU over the puppies, 29-12.
 



Notre Dame (9) @ Boston College - Why bother putting this game on the pick'em slate?  Does ESPN have Physic Friends Network on speed dial?  Why else would this game be on there, unless somebody has had a vision of the Virgin Mary and she said that Boston College was going to whip up on the Irish.  Even then I would still take the Irish.  Come to think of it, I will.  Also, look for Boston College's head coach to be fired at the end of the season.  In the Catholic Bowl, the Irish over the Eagles, 33-10.




West Virginia @ Oklahoma State (8) - Here we have two 5-3 teams heading in the opposite direction.  West Virginia has lost three in a row, while Oklahoma State has won three of its last four.  West Virginia has had two straight games at home and lost both of them.  Now they head to Oklahoma State, and we all know that the Mountaineers are having their troubles on the road, in the Big 12.  Pokes over the Mountain Men, 38-29.




Kansas State (7) @ TCU - I figure that some of you are looking to pull the trigger on TCU for a huge upset because of the uncertain status of Collin Klein.  Not me, I don't care if Collin plays or not; Bill Snyder has a back-up plan, plus a huge fan in myself, like that makes a difference.  LOL.  Don't get me wrong, TCU can bring it, I just think that this is Snyder's year.  Wildcats over Toad The Wet Sprocket Frogs, 37-24.
 



Texas A&M @ Alabama (6) - Another game where I believe that some of you are looking to score a huge upset.  Alabama, like Kansas State, has been put on upset alert by the Einsteins at ESPN.  My question to everyone is this:  When have they been RIGHT?  Every week, they spout off about three to five teams that should be on upset alert.  Kinda reminds you of the boy who cried wolf syndrome, doesn't it.  As for this game, look for Alabama to make Johnny Football move from East to West, instead of North to South.  No hangover for the Tide in this one, Alabama over the Aggies, 34-19.




Louisville (5) @ Syracuse - This game could go either way.  The Carrier Dome is a tough place to play, even when Syracuse isn't that great.  On paper, the Cardinals should blow out the Orange; however, the Ville is prone to turning the ball over; and, if that happens, the Cuse could win a close one.  I banking on Louisville hitting on all cylinders; Cardinals over the Orange, 38-27.




Utah @ Washington (4) - The Utes are a terrible team away from the state of Utah, scoring 7, 14, and 7 points, in their last three road games.  I'm looking for Washington to have between 17 to 25 points.  So, based on that information, I'm picking the Huskies over the Utes, 23-13.




Oregon State (3) @ Stanford - Now, come the upsets.  The only one being upset will probably be me, oh well.  I'm taking Oregon State for this one fact:  When Pac-12 teams have faced Colorado this season, the following week, the defense of the team that just faced Colorado, has been manhandled.  The only team that has managed to win the following week after it played the Buffalos, is Oregon, which let USC score 51 points on their defense.  And, who did Stanford play last week?  That's right, Colorado.  Beavers chew up enough real estate to win a close one, down on the farm, 27-24.
 



Wisconsin @ Indiana (2) - You are looking at this correctly.  It's not basketball season, and I'm picking Indiana to win.  After Wisconsin screwed me over with that stellar performance against Michigan State, I will not pick them for rest of this season.  Plus, Indiana owes Bret Bielema a butt whipping after he ran up the score on them, from two years ago.  Remember, he was throwing the ball with a 76-20 lead, en route to an 83-20 victory.  Time for the Hoosiers to score a little payback, 31-28.




Penn State (1) @ Nebraska - Well, we all know what was going on with this game from last year.  Paterno had just been fired and emotions were at a fever pitch in Happy Valley.  As for this year, I have only won once when these two teams have been on the slate.  I have lost every time I have picked on or against Nebraska, so Penn State gets my vote; but, not by much, 24-23.




How about this, another week has passed and we haven't heard one peep from the Toxic Twins.  Life is good.  As for these selections, you know the drill, tread at your own risk.  Until next week when class is back in session, have a great weekend and enjoy the games.  Class dismissed and Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

Week 10 picks

I hope that everyone had a better week than I did, last week. You wouldn't have needed to do too much, seeing as I was almost perfect from the losing side of the equation, with an outstanding 3-7, with 11 french fries; heck you get more fries with a McDonald's Happy Meal than what I managed to obtain. Anyway, what's done is done. Time to move on.


 

I'm not reviewing anything from last week; it would take way too much space to type what I'm feeling in regards to last week. I know that we have some Oklahoma fans that view this thread from time to time; and, I have one question: What the heck happened? Has Stuper Duck (Bob Stoops) lost his touch? Okay, that's two questions. Moving on.


 

I see where the ole dumb butt Ball Coach (Steve Stupid Spurrier) has once again opened his pie hole and managed to put his entire body into his mouth. Not once, but twice. First he took a jab at Dabo Swinney after Dabo had sent his regards in hoping for a speedy recovery for Marcus Lattimore. Then, yesterday, on the Dan Patrick show, he stated that Alabama could beat some of the bottom feeders of the NFL; Jacksonville in particular. Now I ask you, has there ever been a more asinine response to a question; the question asked to Dummy was how good is this Alabama team? And that was the response he gave. So much for this week's soap box, let's get to the trashy side of this segment, my so-called attempt at picking games.



 

Oregon (55 for fantasy) (10 in reality) @ Southern California - If I could figure out a way, I'd place all of my points on Oregon. No contest here. The ONLY time that Southern Cal will be in the game will be at the coin toss, and that's it. That White Mule will be resigned to eating his bucket of oats, in his staging area. Oregon, more speed, more depth, better looking uniforms, much better coach (that might be the understatement of the century); sorry Chip Kelly. I didn't mean to compare you to Lane (Mr. Liar, Liar, pants on fire) Kiffin. The Ducks swim away at the speed of light over the Trojans, 48-23.



 

Oklahoma State @ Kansas State (9) - Shame on me for thinking that Texas Tech could hang with Kansas State. Same principle applies here as last week's contest; that it will be no contest once the Wildcats start clawing in every direction; offense, defense, special teams, you get the picture. And so will Mike Gundy and the Pokes. Bill Snyder moves one step closer to Miami. K State Over O State, 44-28.



 

Clemson (8) @ Duke - Is this the week that Clemson goes Clemson and loses a game in which they are supposed to win large. Could be; but, since ole Dummy (see above) opened his stupid yapper, look for Clemson to dish out some serious yardage, and hopefully a lot of points over the Blue Devils. No worries, Duke fans; basketball season is just around the corner, plus you have already achieved bowl eligibility; and, that's saying something for Duke. Tigers over the Blue Devils, 38-17.

 

Alabama (7) @ LSU - I remember the 70's, 80's, and the early to mid 90's, when Alabama was 14-0-1, in the Rouge. Then, along came Mike Dumbose (Dubose), and ended all of that with his attempt at coaching. I would say be careful with your selection on this game; but, LSU hasn't shown that it can move the ball through the air, and they are not going to run it down Alabama's throat. If the Tide can keep the turnovers off the boards and no special team mistakes, LSU will have no chance. Tide over the Tigers, 27-10.

 

Texas @ Texas Tech (6) - Just how far has Texas sunk? What does it say for your program when you need a last minute miracle just to beat a very bad Kansas team? What it says is that you have hit bottom. Don't you just know that Aggie fans are laughing their behinds off at the Longhorn faithful. Look for the Red-Raiders to bounce back this week and send the Horns a-reeling, 39-27.

 

Oklahoma (5) @ Iowa State - There was a time when Bob Stoops was the Master when his team was on the Big Stage. Before this year, he was un-defeated against top 10 competition, in Norman. Not anymore. I still think that Stoops has what it takes. I love the passion that he shows on the sideline, winning or losing. As for the game at hand, it will be a tough place to steal a game; but, if anybody can figure it out, Bob Stoops will. Sooners over the Cyclones, 33-21.


 

Arizona State @ Oregon State (4) - Note to Mike Riley of Oregon State, if you let average to bad teams hang around till late in the fourth quarter, sooner or later, they are going to ruin your season; and that's exactly what happened in Seattle, last week. Time to right the ship and get the Beavers swimming in the right direction; right into the end zone, time and time again. As for Arizona State, the Sun Devils have a hard time away from the house. Look for OSU to do enough to ease by ASU, 29-24.


 

Texas A&M (3) @ Mississippi State - Holy crap, A&M just scored again; said by just about every Auburn fan. Speaking of Auburn, tickets for their game against New Mexico State are going for $5.00 a pair, not a piece. Also, the game is on pay-per-view; which begs the question: What's the over/under on how many will sign up to watch this piece of garbage? I say three; Bobby Lowder, Jimmy Rane (two big boosters who don't want to be seen at the game), and the President, Jay Gouge. Back to the business at hand. A&M was able to rest ALL of their starters for two thirds of the third, and all of the fourth quarter; meanwhile, State was being hammered by the Tide. These two teams are similar in that they both run the spread offense; A&M just happens to be a little more effective with their offense than Mississippi Lite. Look for the Aggies to do enough to slide by the Bulldogs, 31-28.


 

Penn State (2) @ Purdue - Take note that from now till the end of the season, all B1G match ups will be at the bottom of the points list, no exceptions. At the beginning of the week, I said that Purdue would win this one. After I flipped the coin, it came up heads for Penn State. I'm serious, I flipped a coin on these last two match ups; "heads" for the visiting team and "tails" for the home team. Penn State over the Boilermakers, 27-20.



 

Nebraska @ Michigan State (1) - This one came up tails, so Sparty gets the nod on this one, Michigan State over Nebraska, 19-17. Remember, if you have Michigan State winning, the score has to be a low one, because the Spartans have no offense.
 

 

I make no apologies for having no reason on the B1G games, better off drawing straws, rock paper scissors, or in my case, flipping a coin. I'd like to flip them something else, and in my mind, I'm doing so, especially at Bret Bielema of Wisconsin. Remember, after last week's masterpiece, you better tread at your own risk; or, you will wind up like me, going from the penthouse to the outhouse, in one short week. Have a great weekend and enjoy the games. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

Week nine picks

Looks like everybody had a great week in the pick'em contest last week.  As usual, I managed to find one loser in the bunch.  It only cost me one point; but, as usual, no perfection for me.  How the heck did over 22,000 people have a perfect week?  Oh well, in the words of Phil Collins, "I missed again." 



Not much to talk about concerning last week's games since just about everything went according to plan.  You can't turn on a sports talk radio show without hearing all the mess concerning the BCS.  To everyone with a pulse, give it time, just about everything will sort itself out.  And, if it goes according to my plan, three more teams will fall from the ranks of the unbeatens, come Sunday morning.  More on that later.



As for the ridiculous from last week, two situations come to my attention.  First, how about Lane Kiffen have one of his players switch his jersey number, in an attempt to cause a little deception against lowly Colorado.  Why?  In my opinion, he tried this little tactic to see if he could get away with it successfully, in the hopes that he might get away with it when it counted against a real contender, like say, Oregon.  Who knows what the heck Lane Kiffen was trying to accomplish.  To me, it's just Lane Kiffen being Lane Kiffen, he can't help it.  Turns out ole Al Davis had this cartoon character nailed to the post when he called him a liar and a master of deceit.



Second, how about the Wyoming head coach and his rant against the head coach of the Air Force Academy.  I realize that this occurred two weeks ago; nevertheless, it went viral this past week.  I will not post the link because of the "F" word being used so many times.  Apparently, Dave Christensen (Wyoming's head coach), accused Troy Calhoun (Air Force's head coach) of being unethical by having one of his player's fake an injury in the latter stages of the game.  I see where the NCAA fined him $50,000 and suspended him for one game.  He should have been suspended for the rest of the season.  Hopefully, Wyoming will fire his sorry butt after this season. 



And, finally; can't begin the slate of games without first mentioning the news that the Honey Badger and Jordan Jefferson, along with two other ex-LSU football players, were busted for possession of marijuana, last night.  Stop the press, I'm shocked.  Seriously, does this situation come as a surprise to anybody.  So much for coming back to school in hopes of playing anymore for Honey Badger.  And, for the funny part of this story; it was Jordan Jefferson who barged his way through a security gate, which drew a phone call to the police by one of the occupant's of the apartment complex.  Guess he wanted to make sure that he got in on his share of the stash.  Oh well, time to get serious and dish out some comedy relief for everyone's entertainment.  Enjoy.



Notre Dame @ Oklahoma (10) - Two things that I want to happen with the outcome of this game.  First, for the luck of the Irish to run out; and second, and more importantly, for Lou Holtz to shut the heck up.  I'm sick an tired of seeing and hearing this piece of crap spew his knowledge about Notre Dame football.  If Oklahoma plays like Oklahoma should, then the Sooners will enjoy a victory over the stinking Irish.  Yes, I know that the Dame holds a 9-1 advantage over Oklahoma, so what; taking the Sooners and hoping that they knock the gold off of those goobers helmets, 33-17.



Southern California (9) @ Arizona - Lane Kiffen, nough said.  Here's another pecker head that I can't stand.  Hopefully, ESPN will have the USC/Oregon game for us to pick on next week.  If so, I'll be hanging "10" on the Ducks, in honor of my hatred for Mr. Liar, Lane Kiffen.  As for this week, I can't justify any reason to pick against him, not when Rich Rod is on the other side of the field.  Look for the Trojans to grind down the Wildcats, 45-23.



Michigan State @ Wisconsin (8) - The leading candidate for most disappointing season in the B1G, has to be Michigan State.  At 4-4, Sparty appears to be going downhill at the speed of sound.  Meanwhile, Wisconsin appears to have righted the ship.  Now that I have put "8" on Whisky, they will probably lose and force me to drink plenty of whisky, to morn my ignorance (plenty of more to follow, just wait).  I better drive up to Lynchburg and buy a barrel in preparation of said ignorance.  As for the game at hand, look for the Badgers to continue their winning trend by pounding Sparty, 27-13.



Oregon State (7) @ Washington - The pick here on the Beavers is due to the lack of QB play by the Huskies.  That, and I'm hoping that Oregon State and Oregon continue to win until the Civil War game is played.  My biggest concern for this game hinges on how effective Oregon State's first string QB will actually be.  This will be his first start since his knee surgery, and he could be a little rusty.  I counting on the rust to be a thin layer, and if it is, the Huskies are in trouble.  Oregon State over Washington, 27-17.



Iowa @ Northwestern (6) - Wow, the hits just keep on coming.  How about a big thank you to the Noobs At ESPN, for giving us four, count them, four B1G games for us to ponder.  I can't pick Iowa, not after that stellar game they had against Penn State.  I don't like Northwestern, either.  I just hate Iowa that much.  Wildcats over the Hawkeyes, 31-21.



Michigan (5) @ Nebraska - There is no method to the madness in trying to handicap this game.  Why bother?  Okay, I wont bore you with any details, only to say that one team doesn't have any offense of late, while the other team can't stop a cold because the defense looks like a block of Swiss cheese, with all of the holes that are in it.  So, I'll take the team that has shown a little defense, as of late; Michigan over Nebraska, 27-21.



Florida vs Georgia (4) @ Jacksonville - Everybody with the exception of Jljmbaker, is picking Florida.  No one is giving Georgia a chance.  So why am I high on the Dogs?  Georgia has talent that is equal to, and in some cases, greater than Florida.  But, more importantly, Mark Richt is undefeated against Will Muschamp, and that's good enough for me.  Seriously folks, I know that I'm out on a limb with this pick; nevertheless, the Dawgs find a way to take a chomp out of the Gators, 20-17.




Texas Tech (3) @ Kansas State - K State has lost nine out of its last eleven games to top 25 teams, in Manhattan.  I realize that the majority of those losses were not on Bill Snyder's watch; however, it is a very disturbing trend.  Add that to the fact that all week we have heard Colin Klein is the front-runner for the Heisman Trophy, and Kansas State this, and Kansas State that.  Seems like every time that all of this attention is afforded to an individual or a team, that said individual or team goes out and lays an egg, the next week.  Plus, Tuberville seems to always find a way to win games where he is the prohibited underdog.  Here's another opportunity for the Riverboat Gambler, Red Raiders over the Wildcats, 36-31.



Ohio State @ Penn State (2) - Earlier in the year, I said that Urban Meyer would keep using Braxton Miller to the point of a serious injury occurring.  That situation occurred last week when Miller was knocked out of a game with a concussion.  I see where Miller has been cleared to play, just in time for Meyer to throw him back into a Lion's den and risk further injury.  Meanwhile, Penn State has reeled off five wins in a row, including last week's masterpiece in Iowa City.  That's good enough for me.  Nittany Lions over the Buckeyes, in a close one, 21-20.



BYU (1) @ Georgia Tech - Another meaningless game that the Einsteins at ESPN have given us to wonder about.  Go figure.  Tech is a wreck.  BYU has no offense.  Tech can't stop anybody, and yes I know that they beat Boston College last week, but who hasn't beaten Boston College.  I'll give this one to the Mormons in another close game, 17-16.



Before I go, Happy Halloween to everybody.  Remember, tread at your own risk, there appears to be something very spooky going on here, in regards to these selections.  I just believe that this is the Saturday when there are a few upsets that occur on the Pick'em game.  Just be careful when selecting the games.  Have a great weekend and enjoy the games.  Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week 8 reviews

Time to crank up the brain and make another attempt at perfection. Time is short, so I'll be as brief as I can be. Last week, I went 7-3, with 43 points. The major let down for everyone last week, was Michigan State. The major gift for last week went to Notre Dame when the moronic officiating crew from the Pac-12, decided that the Stanford runner was down, even when instant replay showed that he managed to cross the goal line. Even though I picked Notre Duck, I hate to see any team get screwed by an inept officiating crew that can't determine fact from fiction, even when replay clearly shows that the call was wrong. Enough of that, let's move on to the week at hand.

Alabama (10) @ Tennessee - ESPN has decided to pass out some early Halloween candy, so go ahead and take it. Plus, one Tennessee player who transferred from Alabama has come out publicly this week and trashed the Tide and Coach Saban. The Tide continues it's superiority over Rocky Top, 38-13.

Michigan State @ Michigan (9) - Supposed to be a rivalry game. Considering that the Spartans nearly lost to Indiana and managed to find a way to lose to Iowa because of poor clock management, and they have no passing game; look for Michigan to put eight to nine players in the box and dare ole Sparty to throw the ball. And, when Sparty can't run, Sparty can't score. Michigan over State, 34-17.

 

 

Baylor @ Texas (8) - I bet practice in Austin was a fun experience this week. LOL. Two years in a row that Texas has been slapped around by Oklahoma. Also, Baylor has beaten Texas for the past two seasons. I'll guarantee you this much, if Texas manages to lose for a third year in a row to Baylor, Mack Brown can start planning for his retirement, a little ahead of schedule. I know that I'm risking a lot of points on a Jekyll and Hyde team; but, it is what it is. So, the Longhorns stampede the Bears, 37-27.

 

 

Virginia Tech @ Clemson (7) - When your team gives up 20 points in a row to Duke, except when the sport is basketball, your team might be in a little trouble. Last week, Tech managed to recover after lending Duke an Andrew Jackson, by taking two Andrew Jackson's and a George Washington for good measure. If Tech tries this same approach with Clemson, the Tigers wont be as generous. Clemson has too many weapons on both sides of the ball for me to pick against them, so I wont. Tigers over the Turkeys, 30-21.

 

 

Stanford (6) @ California - Don't get fooled by Cal's sudden success. Just because they have won two straight, doesn't mean that Jeff Tedford has suddenly turned into a coaching genius; all they did was beat two low-lifes. Look for Stanford to take out last week's frustrating loss to the Irish, on the Golden Bears, 27-17.

 

 

LSU (5) @ Texas A&M - Florida gave everyone the blue print on how to shut down A&M's QB, at the beginning of the season; make him run from east to west and put a spy on him. A&M reminds me of West Virginia, they score a lot of points and give up a lot of points, and manage to win close games against average teams. There's the problem, LSU is not your average team. Tigers over the Aggies, 26-17.

 

 

Texas Tech (4) @ TCU - I said last week that Tuberville always manages to win one or two games each season where his team is a huge underdog. The reverse of that situation also happens to Tuberville once or twice each year. Not to say that Tech is a huge favorite in this contest. I'd probably take TCU if they hadn't lost their starting QB; but, stuff happens. Red Raiders over the Horny Toads, 34-23.

Kansas State (3) @ West Virginia - Texas Tech exposed the Mountaineers last week. You should have seen this coming. I don't care how many points you score, if you can't stop anyone, eventually your team is going to be stopped by someone, or your team will turn the ball over. Both of those situations happened to WVU, last week. Now, Kansas State isn't going to wow anyone with its offense; nevertheless, their defense will manage to make enough stops against WVU, to keep them in the game. Wildcats continue to roll, while the Mountain Men continue to fall from grace, 29-24.

 

 

South Carolina @ Florida (2) - No Lattimore equals no win for the Gamecocks. Saw where the Ole Ball Rooster (Spurrier), had his yapper shut, courtesy of LSU's defense. By the way, has anyone asked Spurrier about where the REAL Death Valley is located. I know he knows where the REAL Swamp is located. After Saturday afternoon, his team will also know. Gators put an end to South Carolina's SEC title hopes, 20-17.

 

 

Nebraska @ Northwestern (1) - This year's Big Red edition, doesn't fare well on the road. Not that I like Northwestern that much. Until Nebraska wins a road contest, I will not pick them. Wildcats over the Cornhuskers, 31-28.

Another week in the books. Hope all is well with each of you. Remember to tread at your own risk. As you can see, I picked eight favorites, which means that one or more of these goobers will probably lose. So beware. Until next week, have a great weekend and enjoy the games; and, before I go, here's a bonus pick: In tonight's game, Oregon over Arizona State, 52-24. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week 7 picks

I can't believe that after this weekend, college football will be half over for the regular season. Man, time flies when you are having fun. That is unless your name is Gene Chizik, or Mark Richt, or Les Miles, or Jimbo Fisher; three of the four saw their respective dreams of playing in the BCS Championship game go down in a blaze of glory with their first loss of the season; and, only one has an outside shot at recovery. Care to guess as to who that would be? That's right, ole "nine lives" Lester Miles' team could make the recovery if they run the table that is set in front of them. In other news from last week, West Virginia continues to out-score the opposition by just enough; nevertheless, if the Mountain Men can't find a defense, they could find themselves on the outside looking in, as far as BCS title hopes are concerned. Kansas State continues to bump and grind their way through the Big-12 schedule. The B1G and the ACC are fighting it out for bottom feeder rights as to which one has the worst conference among the BCS. Meanwhile, the Ducks continue to swim fast and furious with their past two wins over the state of Washington. In the words of Howard Jones: "Things Can Only Get Better."

Moving on. Instead of taking the time to speculate on which team is better, or which coach will be in the unemployment line, at season's end; I decided to come up with a handful of college football traditions that make this sport so special. Keep in mind, I'm not ranking them, they happen to be my favorites. Also, just because you might happen to hate a particular team that I might have selected, don't hate on their tradition.

To begin with, I love watching the Ohio State Marching Band perform Script Ohio, with the dotting of the "I." I swear, I get goose bumps every time I see it happen. If you are a true college football fan, I have provided you a link to watch this happen. This one was the year (2006), that Michigan and Ohio State were undefeated. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-TQcqRWbDA

Some of my other favorites include Texas A&M's Twelfth Man Tradition. This concept dates back to 1922, when at halftime of a game, A&M was down to only 11 players; and, one student came out of the stands and suited up, thus creating the 12th man. How about Oregon's fog horn that sounds off every time that the Ducks score, and the Duck Mascot doing push-ups to equal the amount scored by the home team. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=puIV0hLjVns&NR=1

Even though I detest Auburn, they happen to have one of the coolest pre-game traditions with the Eagle flying around Jordan-Hare Stadium and then landing at midfield. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDPwJWg4N98&feature=related

Also, It's pretty cool to watch the opening of the "T" for Tennessee's football players and coaching staff to run through. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gw-bZWsdOY

Another of my favorites has to be Florida State's Chief Osceola riding Renegade and the planting of the spear at midfield while the crowd is doing the "war chant." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ4yr4sNQ5M

Like I said, just a few of the traditions that I like that make college football so special. Now, back to the business at hand. Last week, I went 8-2, with 45 profile points. I lost the Texas Daily Double with both Texas and Texas Tech taking a dive. With Texas Tech, I knew better; ole Stuper Duck (Bob Stoops) has never lost back-to-back conference games in the Big-12. As for Texas, what happened to that new and improved defense? It looked pretty porous to me. As for this week, let's get the ball rolling.

 

 

Fresno State @ Boise State (10) When playing on the smurf turf, the boys in blue are 75-2 in regular season games, since 2000. I realize that this year's edition of the Broncos is looking pretty average; needless to say, I'll take their average when they are playing in and on the Blue Lagoon. The Bulldogs might keep it close for a short term; but, in the long run, I'll take the horses over the puppies, 38-23.

 

 

 

Southern California (9) @ Washington - Every year, Washington has managed to pull off one upset to help the fans make it through the season. Considering that they upset Stanford, USC appears to be a no brainier for a lock to win this game. Never mind that Washington's coach was the "O" coordinator at USC for Pete Carroll, and would like nothing better than to ruin the title hopes (Pac-12 title that is) of the Men from Troy. I just can't make a case for the Huskies unless the injury bug hits USC. If it doesn't, look for the Trojans to prevail, 34-21.

 

 

 

Texas A&M (8) @ Louisiana Tech - I just found out that A&M players Jenkins and Matthews, remain suspended for this game. I don't think that their absence will be missed. Let's face it, La Tech is a feel good story because they are still undefeated; but come on, they haven't played one decent team. The five teams that they have beaten have a combined record of 8-21; a .381 winning percentage. Come Saturday night in Slezeport (Shreveport), scratch will meet its match, when the Aggies come marching in. Look for Texas A&M to gig the Bulldogs in the backside, 44-31.

 

 

 

Iowa @ Michigan State (7) - What looked like a great match up at the beginning of the season, has turned out to be survival of the fittest. Since the game is in East Lansing and weather could be an issue, I think that picking the home team is the right choice. Plus, Kirk Freentz is on the other sideline, right? That's enough for me, cause ole Kirk can usually find a way to "coach" his team to a loss, even when they are leading the game, late. After that scare in Indy last week, look for Sparty to cage the Hawkeyes in a low scoring affair, say 19-12.

 

 

 

Stanford @ Notre Dame (6) - Yes, you are not crossed-eyed, you are seeing this correctly; I'm picking the stinking Irish. My life has reached an all-time low, now that I have taken a sip of the Lou Holtz Irish Brew. All I can say is, come on Cardinal; I don't mind donating six points here, because a loss by the Irish would end any BCS title hopes, and that is A-OKAY with me. Did Stanford win? I must have been dreaming. It must be that Irish Brew affecting my judgement; nevertheless, the Golden Domers move past the Cardinal, 31-23.

 

 

 

Texas vs Oklahoma (5) @ Dallas- Looks like the old Landry Jones is back for Oklahoma, and that spells gloom and doom for the Longhorns. You think Geno Smith lit up Texas last week, just wait till Bob Stoops gets a lead on Mack Brown; it will be "hammer down" time, because Stoops has no love loss for Mack, or Texas. By the way, what happened to that new and improved Texas defense. I see the "new" part, as for "improved," giving up 31, 36, and 48, in their last three games, isn't what I call improvement. Sooners continue the trend for the Horns defense by hanging another 30 spot on them, 38-33.

 

 

 

Tennessee (4) @ Mississippi State - Here's another case where a team is way over-rated, Mississippi State. Like the aforementioned Louisiana Tech, Sissy State hasn't played anyone. At the beginning of the year, the State faithful were hoping that Dan Mullen could beat someone besides Ole Miss; they did. They beat Auburn. Considering what has happened to Auburn, so much for the signature victory for Dan Mullen. Besides, Tennessee beat North Carolina State which beat Florida State; and, the Vols have had a week off to get ready for this game. Game on, Vols over the Dawgs, 34-27.

 

 

 

South Carolina @ LSU (3) - Too much crap coming out of Spurrier's mouth all week after his team embarrassed Georgia. First off, he's taking shots at LSU and Clemson with his "Death Valley" comments. Time for the ole cocky Ball Coach to be brought back to reality; not that Les Miles is some kind of coaching genius, mind you. Just remember, the game is at night and in the Rouge, the real Death Valley, or is it Clemson; now I'm sounding like Spurrier. I like my chances with the fact that Les Miles is 30-1, at night, in the Bayou, with 92,000 screaming fans. Let's hope Les gives them something to feel good about. Some offense would be a good start. Anyway, taking the Tigers over the Chickens, 20-17.

 

 

 

West Virginia @ Texas Tech (2) - I know that the majority of you are on West Virginia, and that's probably a pretty safe bet. I know Tommy Tuberville, and Tubs is usually good for one or two major surprises, every year. Sometimes his "Riverboat Gambler" mentality, will bite him in his back side; nevertheless, he takes chances. On the other side of the coin, the Mountaineers are having to travel to the state of Texas, for a second consecutive week. I'm counting on the jet-lag to be a problem for them; heck, I can't find anything else to explain why I'm taking Tech, unless the wind is up; and, if it is, it will be a crap shoot. As long as Tech is doing the shooting, say (and I know that I'm dreaming here, so stop laughing) 38-37.

 

 

 

Louisville @ Pittsburgh (1) - I'm donating this one point for Beno Cook, considering he was SID for Pittsburgh back in the 50's. You need more info, you say. How about this fact; since joining the Big East, Louisville is 1-6 in conference openers. Nough said. Taking the Pitt crew to de-feather the Cardinals, 29-27.

 

 

 

Another day, another dollar, stand up and holler. What numbskull came up with that remark. Oh well, that puts the wraps on another week of fun. Remember, tread at your own risk, I'm out on a very shaky limb on some of these picks. I almost forgot, here's a bonus pick, just for fun. Look for Ole Miss to further the misery for Auburn, 27-17. Gene Chizik came out yesterday and virtually said that he has "dumb ed down" his offense. For the record, he said "scaled back." That should really pump up Auburn's confidence on offense, right? Note to Chizik, your offense is very predictable as it is, and now you are scaling it back? Should be entertaining, to say the least. Have a great weekend and enjoy the games. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week six reviews

Nice to see that most everyone enjoyed a highly successful pick'em week, this past weekend. We usually have at least two of these weeks where everything plays out as planned. I managed to go 9-1, with 52 points. Now, before anyone comes back and says that I was 8-2, with 48 points; you would be correct. So why the difference? Every Monday when the slate is released, I go through the list of games and click on the team that I think will win: then, I spend the next three to four days trying to make an argument for why I think that team will win. Last Friday morning, I switched Cincinnati to Virginia Tech and changed the confidence level from two points to four points. Apparently, I forgot to move the check mark from Cincinnati to Virginia Tech; so, lucky me. Now, before I go for broke with these picks for this week, let's take a look at last week.

 

 

With September in the books, let's take a look at coaches on the hot seat in the BCS conferences. In the Pac-12, the leading man without question is Cal's Jeff Tedford. Even though Cal's AD came out and said that Tedford's job was safe after the loss to Arizona State, I'm not buying it. There is no buy-out clause in Tedford's contract, so if he is axed at season's end, Cal would owe him seven million dollars. The only thing that would save Tedford; heck, why go there, he's gone. Also, look for the Colorado coach to receive the pink slip, as well. In the Big-12, I think that we will see everyone back unless Tommy Tuberville is introduced as Arkansas' new coach. Don't laugh, it could happen. Plus, Tuberville is from Arkansas.

In the B1G, I'm still convinced that Kirk Freentz of Iowa, will be gone after this season. Other than him, I think that everyone else is safe. In the ACC, Paul Johnson of Georgia Tech and Frank Spaziani of Boston College, appear to be the front runners to receive the proverbial axe. In the SEC, we all know that John L. Smith is gone; the question is when. If Arkansas is embarrassed at Auburn this weekend, look for John L. Smith to be dismissed. Now, if Auburn loses this game, look for Gene Chizak's seat to receive a little extra warmth. Also, barring a miracle, Derek Dooley of Tennessee, will find himself in the unemployment line, by season's end. As for the Big Least (East), who cares. And, please tell me why this conference is still considered a BCS conference.

As far as surprises from last weekend, outside of Washington's win over Stanford, everything else was pretty much right on schedule. Oh, and before I launch off into stupidity in trying to pick this week's games, the gouging of the eyes of an Ohio State player by a Michigan State player was unbelievable. That Spartan player should be suspended for at least three games; end of story. Well, here goes nothing.

 

 

Georgia Tech @ Clemson (10) - As stated above, Paul Johnson's future at Tech is on very shaky ground. After blowing a 17 point fourth quarter lead to Miami, and last week's loss to Middle Freaking Tennessee State, the Yellow jacket faithful are starting to sting the airwaves on the local sport shows in Atlanta, calling for his dismissal. And now, Tech travels to Clemson; rut roh. In addition, Sammy Watkins will be back this weekend. Rut roh, again. Look for the Tigers to clip the Yellow jackets wings, 41-20.

 

 

Arizona @ Stanford (9) - Rich Rod goes back on the road, and we know what that means. Stanford large. I can't make a case for Arizona on the road. Remember what happened in Eugene, two weeks ago? Four trips to the red zone and zero points. I do think that the Wildcats, excuse me the Mildcats, will manage to score a few points on the Cardinal; nevertheless, Stanford will prevail here, 31-13.

 

 

 

Michigan (8) @ Purdue - Michigan has had two weeks to get over their loss to Notre Dame. The only team that Purdue has played, other than cupcakes, is Notre Dame, which they lost. So why eight on Michigan? Go figure. All Purdue has to do is stop Denard Robinson. If that happens, it will be a long day for Brady Hoke's boys. I do believe that Michigan will be ready for this game with the Boilermakers, say 30-24.

 

 

West Virginia @ Texas (7) - 70- 63, need I say more? Yes I will. Call me old school, but I don't give a crap for that type of a game. I thought that basketball season was more than a month from tipping off. Turns out, it got a jump start in Morgantown, last weekend. Now, for all of you that think that West Virginia will have that kind of success against Texas, better think again. Look for the Longhorns to stampede the Mountaineers, 41-30.

Nebraska @ Ohio State (6) - Until Taylor Martinez (Neb's QB) wins a meaningful road game, I'll take the home squad. Yes, I know that they won in Happy Valley, last year; which occurred on the Saturday after Joe Paterno had been fired, so that one doesn't count in my book. I will say this about Ohio State, if Urban Meyer continues to use Braxton Miller as much as he has over this past month, the odds of Miller making it through the season without injury are long indeed. Needless to say, in the short term, I'll take the Buckeyes to out last the Cornhuskers, 23-20.

 

 

Georgia @ South Carolina (5) - Even with Rambo and Ogletree back in the Dawgs line up, that defense looked very porous against Tennessee, a very average Tennessee team, I might add. South Carolina isn't your average Bear, check that, your average Rooster. Remember the cartoon where Foghorn Leghorn gets the short end of the stick by a dog; look for that trend to be reversed, come Saturday. Plus, if it comes down to coaching, Spurrier will run circles around Richt. With that situation and the fact that the game is in Columbia, look for the Chickens to spur the Puppies in a close one, 30-27.

LSU @ Florida (4) - All of the "talking heads" are on Florida, so you better take LSU. I can't, not after the way LSU played at Auburn and then at home against Towson State. Now, the LSU QB has shaved his wannabe mustache, thinking that that might be the problem. Also, how many "lives" does Les Miles actually have left. I think that he has used them all up; and, I think that the Gators will expose these Tigers for the fraud that they are. The Gators take a chomp out of the Tigers in the Swamp, 21-17.

 

 

Oklahoma @ Texas Tech (3) - Texas Tech has never beaten Oklahoma in back to back seasons. They have however, beaten Oklahoma the last three times that the game has been in Lubbock. That's good enough for me. Look for the Red Raiders of the Lost Ark to spin another wheel off of the Sooner Bandwagon, 37-31.

 

 

Northwestern @ Penn State (2) - Crap, another week, and another week with Penn State on the menu. I'm still holding out hope that we will have one week this season where there is no Penn State or Notre Dame on the menu. In the words of Aerosmith, "dream on." As for the game, I think that it will be a tall order for Northwestern to beat Penn State; however, I still don't care. Lions over Cats, 27-24.

Arkansas (1) @ Auburn - Ah, the battle of the cellar for the west division of the SEC. I see where John L. Smith has increased his debt from 25.7 million to 40.7 million. Are you kidding me? In less than one month's time, Smith has managed to add 15 million dollars to his bankruptcy. Now, we know two things about ole John L.; one, he can't coach, and two, he manages his money like he leads his team. So, why Arkansas? Eventually, Arkansas is going to win a game, and Auburn doesn't have a quarterback that is worth a crap. Plus, the game is an early start, and Auburn hasn't faired well the last couple of years with these early games. I'm counting on Tyler Wilson to have a "Tyler Wilson" type of game; Razorbacks over the Tigers, 33-27.

 

 

Well, that puts the wraps on another week of selections. Tread very carefully, this week has the potential to be a scary one. Best of luck to all of you with your selections. Have a great and safe weekend and enjoy the games. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker