week 11 reviews

Not much time to waste, its been a hectic week at work, so here goes.  I went 8-2 last week, with 47 tacos.  Time to step it up because the end of the season is upon us.  I was going to waste some of your time talking about Lane Kiffin; but, it's the same old crap we already know; he's a cheater, liar, and an overall scum bag.  Before I start with these selections, word has it down on the Plain, that Auburn has formed a search committee to look into the possibility of hiring a new coach.  Translation, Gene Chizik is gone, end of story.  As far as the picks are concerned, I'm going with seven favorites, and attempting to pick three upsets. So here goes.




Mississippi State @ LSU (10) - Before last week, everyone was wondering if the circle would ever be broken.  Could LSU possibly lose a night game at home.  It took almost 60 minutes; nevertheless, Alabama managed to escape with a rare win, at night, down on the Bayou.  Time for LSU to start a new streak with Mississippi State coming to town.  After starting the season 7-0, State has lost its last two games by a total of 76-20.  Look for more of the same since the game is at night and in the Rouge; LSU over the puppies, 29-12.
 



Notre Dame (9) @ Boston College - Why bother putting this game on the pick'em slate?  Does ESPN have Physic Friends Network on speed dial?  Why else would this game be on there, unless somebody has had a vision of the Virgin Mary and she said that Boston College was going to whip up on the Irish.  Even then I would still take the Irish.  Come to think of it, I will.  Also, look for Boston College's head coach to be fired at the end of the season.  In the Catholic Bowl, the Irish over the Eagles, 33-10.




West Virginia @ Oklahoma State (8) - Here we have two 5-3 teams heading in the opposite direction.  West Virginia has lost three in a row, while Oklahoma State has won three of its last four.  West Virginia has had two straight games at home and lost both of them.  Now they head to Oklahoma State, and we all know that the Mountaineers are having their troubles on the road, in the Big 12.  Pokes over the Mountain Men, 38-29.




Kansas State (7) @ TCU - I figure that some of you are looking to pull the trigger on TCU for a huge upset because of the uncertain status of Collin Klein.  Not me, I don't care if Collin plays or not; Bill Snyder has a back-up plan, plus a huge fan in myself, like that makes a difference.  LOL.  Don't get me wrong, TCU can bring it, I just think that this is Snyder's year.  Wildcats over Toad The Wet Sprocket Frogs, 37-24.
 



Texas A&M @ Alabama (6) - Another game where I believe that some of you are looking to score a huge upset.  Alabama, like Kansas State, has been put on upset alert by the Einsteins at ESPN.  My question to everyone is this:  When have they been RIGHT?  Every week, they spout off about three to five teams that should be on upset alert.  Kinda reminds you of the boy who cried wolf syndrome, doesn't it.  As for this game, look for Alabama to make Johnny Football move from East to West, instead of North to South.  No hangover for the Tide in this one, Alabama over the Aggies, 34-19.




Louisville (5) @ Syracuse - This game could go either way.  The Carrier Dome is a tough place to play, even when Syracuse isn't that great.  On paper, the Cardinals should blow out the Orange; however, the Ville is prone to turning the ball over; and, if that happens, the Cuse could win a close one.  I banking on Louisville hitting on all cylinders; Cardinals over the Orange, 38-27.




Utah @ Washington (4) - The Utes are a terrible team away from the state of Utah, scoring 7, 14, and 7 points, in their last three road games.  I'm looking for Washington to have between 17 to 25 points.  So, based on that information, I'm picking the Huskies over the Utes, 23-13.




Oregon State (3) @ Stanford - Now, come the upsets.  The only one being upset will probably be me, oh well.  I'm taking Oregon State for this one fact:  When Pac-12 teams have faced Colorado this season, the following week, the defense of the team that just faced Colorado, has been manhandled.  The only team that has managed to win the following week after it played the Buffalos, is Oregon, which let USC score 51 points on their defense.  And, who did Stanford play last week?  That's right, Colorado.  Beavers chew up enough real estate to win a close one, down on the farm, 27-24.
 



Wisconsin @ Indiana (2) - You are looking at this correctly.  It's not basketball season, and I'm picking Indiana to win.  After Wisconsin screwed me over with that stellar performance against Michigan State, I will not pick them for rest of this season.  Plus, Indiana owes Bret Bielema a butt whipping after he ran up the score on them, from two years ago.  Remember, he was throwing the ball with a 76-20 lead, en route to an 83-20 victory.  Time for the Hoosiers to score a little payback, 31-28.




Penn State (1) @ Nebraska - Well, we all know what was going on with this game from last year.  Paterno had just been fired and emotions were at a fever pitch in Happy Valley.  As for this year, I have only won once when these two teams have been on the slate.  I have lost every time I have picked on or against Nebraska, so Penn State gets my vote; but, not by much, 24-23.




How about this, another week has passed and we haven't heard one peep from the Toxic Twins.  Life is good.  As for these selections, you know the drill, tread at your own risk.  Until next week when class is back in session, have a great weekend and enjoy the games.  Class dismissed and Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

Week 10 picks

I hope that everyone had a better week than I did, last week. You wouldn't have needed to do too much, seeing as I was almost perfect from the losing side of the equation, with an outstanding 3-7, with 11 french fries; heck you get more fries with a McDonald's Happy Meal than what I managed to obtain. Anyway, what's done is done. Time to move on.


 

I'm not reviewing anything from last week; it would take way too much space to type what I'm feeling in regards to last week. I know that we have some Oklahoma fans that view this thread from time to time; and, I have one question: What the heck happened? Has Stuper Duck (Bob Stoops) lost his touch? Okay, that's two questions. Moving on.


 

I see where the ole dumb butt Ball Coach (Steve Stupid Spurrier) has once again opened his pie hole and managed to put his entire body into his mouth. Not once, but twice. First he took a jab at Dabo Swinney after Dabo had sent his regards in hoping for a speedy recovery for Marcus Lattimore. Then, yesterday, on the Dan Patrick show, he stated that Alabama could beat some of the bottom feeders of the NFL; Jacksonville in particular. Now I ask you, has there ever been a more asinine response to a question; the question asked to Dummy was how good is this Alabama team? And that was the response he gave. So much for this week's soap box, let's get to the trashy side of this segment, my so-called attempt at picking games.



 

Oregon (55 for fantasy) (10 in reality) @ Southern California - If I could figure out a way, I'd place all of my points on Oregon. No contest here. The ONLY time that Southern Cal will be in the game will be at the coin toss, and that's it. That White Mule will be resigned to eating his bucket of oats, in his staging area. Oregon, more speed, more depth, better looking uniforms, much better coach (that might be the understatement of the century); sorry Chip Kelly. I didn't mean to compare you to Lane (Mr. Liar, Liar, pants on fire) Kiffin. The Ducks swim away at the speed of light over the Trojans, 48-23.



 

Oklahoma State @ Kansas State (9) - Shame on me for thinking that Texas Tech could hang with Kansas State. Same principle applies here as last week's contest; that it will be no contest once the Wildcats start clawing in every direction; offense, defense, special teams, you get the picture. And so will Mike Gundy and the Pokes. Bill Snyder moves one step closer to Miami. K State Over O State, 44-28.



 

Clemson (8) @ Duke - Is this the week that Clemson goes Clemson and loses a game in which they are supposed to win large. Could be; but, since ole Dummy (see above) opened his stupid yapper, look for Clemson to dish out some serious yardage, and hopefully a lot of points over the Blue Devils. No worries, Duke fans; basketball season is just around the corner, plus you have already achieved bowl eligibility; and, that's saying something for Duke. Tigers over the Blue Devils, 38-17.

 

Alabama (7) @ LSU - I remember the 70's, 80's, and the early to mid 90's, when Alabama was 14-0-1, in the Rouge. Then, along came Mike Dumbose (Dubose), and ended all of that with his attempt at coaching. I would say be careful with your selection on this game; but, LSU hasn't shown that it can move the ball through the air, and they are not going to run it down Alabama's throat. If the Tide can keep the turnovers off the boards and no special team mistakes, LSU will have no chance. Tide over the Tigers, 27-10.

 

Texas @ Texas Tech (6) - Just how far has Texas sunk? What does it say for your program when you need a last minute miracle just to beat a very bad Kansas team? What it says is that you have hit bottom. Don't you just know that Aggie fans are laughing their behinds off at the Longhorn faithful. Look for the Red-Raiders to bounce back this week and send the Horns a-reeling, 39-27.

 

Oklahoma (5) @ Iowa State - There was a time when Bob Stoops was the Master when his team was on the Big Stage. Before this year, he was un-defeated against top 10 competition, in Norman. Not anymore. I still think that Stoops has what it takes. I love the passion that he shows on the sideline, winning or losing. As for the game at hand, it will be a tough place to steal a game; but, if anybody can figure it out, Bob Stoops will. Sooners over the Cyclones, 33-21.


 

Arizona State @ Oregon State (4) - Note to Mike Riley of Oregon State, if you let average to bad teams hang around till late in the fourth quarter, sooner or later, they are going to ruin your season; and that's exactly what happened in Seattle, last week. Time to right the ship and get the Beavers swimming in the right direction; right into the end zone, time and time again. As for Arizona State, the Sun Devils have a hard time away from the house. Look for OSU to do enough to ease by ASU, 29-24.


 

Texas A&M (3) @ Mississippi State - Holy crap, A&M just scored again; said by just about every Auburn fan. Speaking of Auburn, tickets for their game against New Mexico State are going for $5.00 a pair, not a piece. Also, the game is on pay-per-view; which begs the question: What's the over/under on how many will sign up to watch this piece of garbage? I say three; Bobby Lowder, Jimmy Rane (two big boosters who don't want to be seen at the game), and the President, Jay Gouge. Back to the business at hand. A&M was able to rest ALL of their starters for two thirds of the third, and all of the fourth quarter; meanwhile, State was being hammered by the Tide. These two teams are similar in that they both run the spread offense; A&M just happens to be a little more effective with their offense than Mississippi Lite. Look for the Aggies to do enough to slide by the Bulldogs, 31-28.


 

Penn State (2) @ Purdue - Take note that from now till the end of the season, all B1G match ups will be at the bottom of the points list, no exceptions. At the beginning of the week, I said that Purdue would win this one. After I flipped the coin, it came up heads for Penn State. I'm serious, I flipped a coin on these last two match ups; "heads" for the visiting team and "tails" for the home team. Penn State over the Boilermakers, 27-20.



 

Nebraska @ Michigan State (1) - This one came up tails, so Sparty gets the nod on this one, Michigan State over Nebraska, 19-17. Remember, if you have Michigan State winning, the score has to be a low one, because the Spartans have no offense.
 

 

I make no apologies for having no reason on the B1G games, better off drawing straws, rock paper scissors, or in my case, flipping a coin. I'd like to flip them something else, and in my mind, I'm doing so, especially at Bret Bielema of Wisconsin. Remember, after last week's masterpiece, you better tread at your own risk; or, you will wind up like me, going from the penthouse to the outhouse, in one short week. Have a great weekend and enjoy the games. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

Week nine picks

Looks like everybody had a great week in the pick'em contest last week.  As usual, I managed to find one loser in the bunch.  It only cost me one point; but, as usual, no perfection for me.  How the heck did over 22,000 people have a perfect week?  Oh well, in the words of Phil Collins, "I missed again." 



Not much to talk about concerning last week's games since just about everything went according to plan.  You can't turn on a sports talk radio show without hearing all the mess concerning the BCS.  To everyone with a pulse, give it time, just about everything will sort itself out.  And, if it goes according to my plan, three more teams will fall from the ranks of the unbeatens, come Sunday morning.  More on that later.



As for the ridiculous from last week, two situations come to my attention.  First, how about Lane Kiffen have one of his players switch his jersey number, in an attempt to cause a little deception against lowly Colorado.  Why?  In my opinion, he tried this little tactic to see if he could get away with it successfully, in the hopes that he might get away with it when it counted against a real contender, like say, Oregon.  Who knows what the heck Lane Kiffen was trying to accomplish.  To me, it's just Lane Kiffen being Lane Kiffen, he can't help it.  Turns out ole Al Davis had this cartoon character nailed to the post when he called him a liar and a master of deceit.



Second, how about the Wyoming head coach and his rant against the head coach of the Air Force Academy.  I realize that this occurred two weeks ago; nevertheless, it went viral this past week.  I will not post the link because of the "F" word being used so many times.  Apparently, Dave Christensen (Wyoming's head coach), accused Troy Calhoun (Air Force's head coach) of being unethical by having one of his player's fake an injury in the latter stages of the game.  I see where the NCAA fined him $50,000 and suspended him for one game.  He should have been suspended for the rest of the season.  Hopefully, Wyoming will fire his sorry butt after this season. 



And, finally; can't begin the slate of games without first mentioning the news that the Honey Badger and Jordan Jefferson, along with two other ex-LSU football players, were busted for possession of marijuana, last night.  Stop the press, I'm shocked.  Seriously, does this situation come as a surprise to anybody.  So much for coming back to school in hopes of playing anymore for Honey Badger.  And, for the funny part of this story; it was Jordan Jefferson who barged his way through a security gate, which drew a phone call to the police by one of the occupant's of the apartment complex.  Guess he wanted to make sure that he got in on his share of the stash.  Oh well, time to get serious and dish out some comedy relief for everyone's entertainment.  Enjoy.



Notre Dame @ Oklahoma (10) - Two things that I want to happen with the outcome of this game.  First, for the luck of the Irish to run out; and second, and more importantly, for Lou Holtz to shut the heck up.  I'm sick an tired of seeing and hearing this piece of crap spew his knowledge about Notre Dame football.  If Oklahoma plays like Oklahoma should, then the Sooners will enjoy a victory over the stinking Irish.  Yes, I know that the Dame holds a 9-1 advantage over Oklahoma, so what; taking the Sooners and hoping that they knock the gold off of those goobers helmets, 33-17.



Southern California (9) @ Arizona - Lane Kiffen, nough said.  Here's another pecker head that I can't stand.  Hopefully, ESPN will have the USC/Oregon game for us to pick on next week.  If so, I'll be hanging "10" on the Ducks, in honor of my hatred for Mr. Liar, Lane Kiffen.  As for this week, I can't justify any reason to pick against him, not when Rich Rod is on the other side of the field.  Look for the Trojans to grind down the Wildcats, 45-23.



Michigan State @ Wisconsin (8) - The leading candidate for most disappointing season in the B1G, has to be Michigan State.  At 4-4, Sparty appears to be going downhill at the speed of sound.  Meanwhile, Wisconsin appears to have righted the ship.  Now that I have put "8" on Whisky, they will probably lose and force me to drink plenty of whisky, to morn my ignorance (plenty of more to follow, just wait).  I better drive up to Lynchburg and buy a barrel in preparation of said ignorance.  As for the game at hand, look for the Badgers to continue their winning trend by pounding Sparty, 27-13.



Oregon State (7) @ Washington - The pick here on the Beavers is due to the lack of QB play by the Huskies.  That, and I'm hoping that Oregon State and Oregon continue to win until the Civil War game is played.  My biggest concern for this game hinges on how effective Oregon State's first string QB will actually be.  This will be his first start since his knee surgery, and he could be a little rusty.  I counting on the rust to be a thin layer, and if it is, the Huskies are in trouble.  Oregon State over Washington, 27-17.



Iowa @ Northwestern (6) - Wow, the hits just keep on coming.  How about a big thank you to the Noobs At ESPN, for giving us four, count them, four B1G games for us to ponder.  I can't pick Iowa, not after that stellar game they had against Penn State.  I don't like Northwestern, either.  I just hate Iowa that much.  Wildcats over the Hawkeyes, 31-21.



Michigan (5) @ Nebraska - There is no method to the madness in trying to handicap this game.  Why bother?  Okay, I wont bore you with any details, only to say that one team doesn't have any offense of late, while the other team can't stop a cold because the defense looks like a block of Swiss cheese, with all of the holes that are in it.  So, I'll take the team that has shown a little defense, as of late; Michigan over Nebraska, 27-21.



Florida vs Georgia (4) @ Jacksonville - Everybody with the exception of Jljmbaker, is picking Florida.  No one is giving Georgia a chance.  So why am I high on the Dogs?  Georgia has talent that is equal to, and in some cases, greater than Florida.  But, more importantly, Mark Richt is undefeated against Will Muschamp, and that's good enough for me.  Seriously folks, I know that I'm out on a limb with this pick; nevertheless, the Dawgs find a way to take a chomp out of the Gators, 20-17.




Texas Tech (3) @ Kansas State - K State has lost nine out of its last eleven games to top 25 teams, in Manhattan.  I realize that the majority of those losses were not on Bill Snyder's watch; however, it is a very disturbing trend.  Add that to the fact that all week we have heard Colin Klein is the front-runner for the Heisman Trophy, and Kansas State this, and Kansas State that.  Seems like every time that all of this attention is afforded to an individual or a team, that said individual or team goes out and lays an egg, the next week.  Plus, Tuberville seems to always find a way to win games where he is the prohibited underdog.  Here's another opportunity for the Riverboat Gambler, Red Raiders over the Wildcats, 36-31.



Ohio State @ Penn State (2) - Earlier in the year, I said that Urban Meyer would keep using Braxton Miller to the point of a serious injury occurring.  That situation occurred last week when Miller was knocked out of a game with a concussion.  I see where Miller has been cleared to play, just in time for Meyer to throw him back into a Lion's den and risk further injury.  Meanwhile, Penn State has reeled off five wins in a row, including last week's masterpiece in Iowa City.  That's good enough for me.  Nittany Lions over the Buckeyes, in a close one, 21-20.



BYU (1) @ Georgia Tech - Another meaningless game that the Einsteins at ESPN have given us to wonder about.  Go figure.  Tech is a wreck.  BYU has no offense.  Tech can't stop anybody, and yes I know that they beat Boston College last week, but who hasn't beaten Boston College.  I'll give this one to the Mormons in another close game, 17-16.



Before I go, Happy Halloween to everybody.  Remember, tread at your own risk, there appears to be something very spooky going on here, in regards to these selections.  I just believe that this is the Saturday when there are a few upsets that occur on the Pick'em game.  Just be careful when selecting the games.  Have a great weekend and enjoy the games.  Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week 8 reviews

Time to crank up the brain and make another attempt at perfection. Time is short, so I'll be as brief as I can be. Last week, I went 7-3, with 43 points. The major let down for everyone last week, was Michigan State. The major gift for last week went to Notre Dame when the moronic officiating crew from the Pac-12, decided that the Stanford runner was down, even when instant replay showed that he managed to cross the goal line. Even though I picked Notre Duck, I hate to see any team get screwed by an inept officiating crew that can't determine fact from fiction, even when replay clearly shows that the call was wrong. Enough of that, let's move on to the week at hand.

Alabama (10) @ Tennessee - ESPN has decided to pass out some early Halloween candy, so go ahead and take it. Plus, one Tennessee player who transferred from Alabama has come out publicly this week and trashed the Tide and Coach Saban. The Tide continues it's superiority over Rocky Top, 38-13.

Michigan State @ Michigan (9) - Supposed to be a rivalry game. Considering that the Spartans nearly lost to Indiana and managed to find a way to lose to Iowa because of poor clock management, and they have no passing game; look for Michigan to put eight to nine players in the box and dare ole Sparty to throw the ball. And, when Sparty can't run, Sparty can't score. Michigan over State, 34-17.

 

 

Baylor @ Texas (8) - I bet practice in Austin was a fun experience this week. LOL. Two years in a row that Texas has been slapped around by Oklahoma. Also, Baylor has beaten Texas for the past two seasons. I'll guarantee you this much, if Texas manages to lose for a third year in a row to Baylor, Mack Brown can start planning for his retirement, a little ahead of schedule. I know that I'm risking a lot of points on a Jekyll and Hyde team; but, it is what it is. So, the Longhorns stampede the Bears, 37-27.

 

 

Virginia Tech @ Clemson (7) - When your team gives up 20 points in a row to Duke, except when the sport is basketball, your team might be in a little trouble. Last week, Tech managed to recover after lending Duke an Andrew Jackson, by taking two Andrew Jackson's and a George Washington for good measure. If Tech tries this same approach with Clemson, the Tigers wont be as generous. Clemson has too many weapons on both sides of the ball for me to pick against them, so I wont. Tigers over the Turkeys, 30-21.

 

 

Stanford (6) @ California - Don't get fooled by Cal's sudden success. Just because they have won two straight, doesn't mean that Jeff Tedford has suddenly turned into a coaching genius; all they did was beat two low-lifes. Look for Stanford to take out last week's frustrating loss to the Irish, on the Golden Bears, 27-17.

 

 

LSU (5) @ Texas A&M - Florida gave everyone the blue print on how to shut down A&M's QB, at the beginning of the season; make him run from east to west and put a spy on him. A&M reminds me of West Virginia, they score a lot of points and give up a lot of points, and manage to win close games against average teams. There's the problem, LSU is not your average team. Tigers over the Aggies, 26-17.

 

 

Texas Tech (4) @ TCU - I said last week that Tuberville always manages to win one or two games each season where his team is a huge underdog. The reverse of that situation also happens to Tuberville once or twice each year. Not to say that Tech is a huge favorite in this contest. I'd probably take TCU if they hadn't lost their starting QB; but, stuff happens. Red Raiders over the Horny Toads, 34-23.

Kansas State (3) @ West Virginia - Texas Tech exposed the Mountaineers last week. You should have seen this coming. I don't care how many points you score, if you can't stop anyone, eventually your team is going to be stopped by someone, or your team will turn the ball over. Both of those situations happened to WVU, last week. Now, Kansas State isn't going to wow anyone with its offense; nevertheless, their defense will manage to make enough stops against WVU, to keep them in the game. Wildcats continue to roll, while the Mountain Men continue to fall from grace, 29-24.

 

 

South Carolina @ Florida (2) - No Lattimore equals no win for the Gamecocks. Saw where the Ole Ball Rooster (Spurrier), had his yapper shut, courtesy of LSU's defense. By the way, has anyone asked Spurrier about where the REAL Death Valley is located. I know he knows where the REAL Swamp is located. After Saturday afternoon, his team will also know. Gators put an end to South Carolina's SEC title hopes, 20-17.

 

 

Nebraska @ Northwestern (1) - This year's Big Red edition, doesn't fare well on the road. Not that I like Northwestern that much. Until Nebraska wins a road contest, I will not pick them. Wildcats over the Cornhuskers, 31-28.

Another week in the books. Hope all is well with each of you. Remember to tread at your own risk. As you can see, I picked eight favorites, which means that one or more of these goobers will probably lose. So beware. Until next week, have a great weekend and enjoy the games; and, before I go, here's a bonus pick: In tonight's game, Oregon over Arizona State, 52-24. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week 7 picks

I can't believe that after this weekend, college football will be half over for the regular season. Man, time flies when you are having fun. That is unless your name is Gene Chizik, or Mark Richt, or Les Miles, or Jimbo Fisher; three of the four saw their respective dreams of playing in the BCS Championship game go down in a blaze of glory with their first loss of the season; and, only one has an outside shot at recovery. Care to guess as to who that would be? That's right, ole "nine lives" Lester Miles' team could make the recovery if they run the table that is set in front of them. In other news from last week, West Virginia continues to out-score the opposition by just enough; nevertheless, if the Mountain Men can't find a defense, they could find themselves on the outside looking in, as far as BCS title hopes are concerned. Kansas State continues to bump and grind their way through the Big-12 schedule. The B1G and the ACC are fighting it out for bottom feeder rights as to which one has the worst conference among the BCS. Meanwhile, the Ducks continue to swim fast and furious with their past two wins over the state of Washington. In the words of Howard Jones: "Things Can Only Get Better."

Moving on. Instead of taking the time to speculate on which team is better, or which coach will be in the unemployment line, at season's end; I decided to come up with a handful of college football traditions that make this sport so special. Keep in mind, I'm not ranking them, they happen to be my favorites. Also, just because you might happen to hate a particular team that I might have selected, don't hate on their tradition.

To begin with, I love watching the Ohio State Marching Band perform Script Ohio, with the dotting of the "I." I swear, I get goose bumps every time I see it happen. If you are a true college football fan, I have provided you a link to watch this happen. This one was the year (2006), that Michigan and Ohio State were undefeated. Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-TQcqRWbDA

Some of my other favorites include Texas A&M's Twelfth Man Tradition. This concept dates back to 1922, when at halftime of a game, A&M was down to only 11 players; and, one student came out of the stands and suited up, thus creating the 12th man. How about Oregon's fog horn that sounds off every time that the Ducks score, and the Duck Mascot doing push-ups to equal the amount scored by the home team. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=puIV0hLjVns&NR=1

Even though I detest Auburn, they happen to have one of the coolest pre-game traditions with the Eagle flying around Jordan-Hare Stadium and then landing at midfield. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDPwJWg4N98&feature=related

Also, It's pretty cool to watch the opening of the "T" for Tennessee's football players and coaching staff to run through. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gw-bZWsdOY

Another of my favorites has to be Florida State's Chief Osceola riding Renegade and the planting of the spear at midfield while the crowd is doing the "war chant." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ4yr4sNQ5M

Like I said, just a few of the traditions that I like that make college football so special. Now, back to the business at hand. Last week, I went 8-2, with 45 profile points. I lost the Texas Daily Double with both Texas and Texas Tech taking a dive. With Texas Tech, I knew better; ole Stuper Duck (Bob Stoops) has never lost back-to-back conference games in the Big-12. As for Texas, what happened to that new and improved defense? It looked pretty porous to me. As for this week, let's get the ball rolling.

 

 

Fresno State @ Boise State (10) When playing on the smurf turf, the boys in blue are 75-2 in regular season games, since 2000. I realize that this year's edition of the Broncos is looking pretty average; needless to say, I'll take their average when they are playing in and on the Blue Lagoon. The Bulldogs might keep it close for a short term; but, in the long run, I'll take the horses over the puppies, 38-23.

 

 

 

Southern California (9) @ Washington - Every year, Washington has managed to pull off one upset to help the fans make it through the season. Considering that they upset Stanford, USC appears to be a no brainier for a lock to win this game. Never mind that Washington's coach was the "O" coordinator at USC for Pete Carroll, and would like nothing better than to ruin the title hopes (Pac-12 title that is) of the Men from Troy. I just can't make a case for the Huskies unless the injury bug hits USC. If it doesn't, look for the Trojans to prevail, 34-21.

 

 

 

Texas A&M (8) @ Louisiana Tech - I just found out that A&M players Jenkins and Matthews, remain suspended for this game. I don't think that their absence will be missed. Let's face it, La Tech is a feel good story because they are still undefeated; but come on, they haven't played one decent team. The five teams that they have beaten have a combined record of 8-21; a .381 winning percentage. Come Saturday night in Slezeport (Shreveport), scratch will meet its match, when the Aggies come marching in. Look for Texas A&M to gig the Bulldogs in the backside, 44-31.

 

 

 

Iowa @ Michigan State (7) - What looked like a great match up at the beginning of the season, has turned out to be survival of the fittest. Since the game is in East Lansing and weather could be an issue, I think that picking the home team is the right choice. Plus, Kirk Freentz is on the other sideline, right? That's enough for me, cause ole Kirk can usually find a way to "coach" his team to a loss, even when they are leading the game, late. After that scare in Indy last week, look for Sparty to cage the Hawkeyes in a low scoring affair, say 19-12.

 

 

 

Stanford @ Notre Dame (6) - Yes, you are not crossed-eyed, you are seeing this correctly; I'm picking the stinking Irish. My life has reached an all-time low, now that I have taken a sip of the Lou Holtz Irish Brew. All I can say is, come on Cardinal; I don't mind donating six points here, because a loss by the Irish would end any BCS title hopes, and that is A-OKAY with me. Did Stanford win? I must have been dreaming. It must be that Irish Brew affecting my judgement; nevertheless, the Golden Domers move past the Cardinal, 31-23.

 

 

 

Texas vs Oklahoma (5) @ Dallas- Looks like the old Landry Jones is back for Oklahoma, and that spells gloom and doom for the Longhorns. You think Geno Smith lit up Texas last week, just wait till Bob Stoops gets a lead on Mack Brown; it will be "hammer down" time, because Stoops has no love loss for Mack, or Texas. By the way, what happened to that new and improved Texas defense. I see the "new" part, as for "improved," giving up 31, 36, and 48, in their last three games, isn't what I call improvement. Sooners continue the trend for the Horns defense by hanging another 30 spot on them, 38-33.

 

 

 

Tennessee (4) @ Mississippi State - Here's another case where a team is way over-rated, Mississippi State. Like the aforementioned Louisiana Tech, Sissy State hasn't played anyone. At the beginning of the year, the State faithful were hoping that Dan Mullen could beat someone besides Ole Miss; they did. They beat Auburn. Considering what has happened to Auburn, so much for the signature victory for Dan Mullen. Besides, Tennessee beat North Carolina State which beat Florida State; and, the Vols have had a week off to get ready for this game. Game on, Vols over the Dawgs, 34-27.

 

 

 

South Carolina @ LSU (3) - Too much crap coming out of Spurrier's mouth all week after his team embarrassed Georgia. First off, he's taking shots at LSU and Clemson with his "Death Valley" comments. Time for the ole cocky Ball Coach to be brought back to reality; not that Les Miles is some kind of coaching genius, mind you. Just remember, the game is at night and in the Rouge, the real Death Valley, or is it Clemson; now I'm sounding like Spurrier. I like my chances with the fact that Les Miles is 30-1, at night, in the Bayou, with 92,000 screaming fans. Let's hope Les gives them something to feel good about. Some offense would be a good start. Anyway, taking the Tigers over the Chickens, 20-17.

 

 

 

West Virginia @ Texas Tech (2) - I know that the majority of you are on West Virginia, and that's probably a pretty safe bet. I know Tommy Tuberville, and Tubs is usually good for one or two major surprises, every year. Sometimes his "Riverboat Gambler" mentality, will bite him in his back side; nevertheless, he takes chances. On the other side of the coin, the Mountaineers are having to travel to the state of Texas, for a second consecutive week. I'm counting on the jet-lag to be a problem for them; heck, I can't find anything else to explain why I'm taking Tech, unless the wind is up; and, if it is, it will be a crap shoot. As long as Tech is doing the shooting, say (and I know that I'm dreaming here, so stop laughing) 38-37.

 

 

 

Louisville @ Pittsburgh (1) - I'm donating this one point for Beno Cook, considering he was SID for Pittsburgh back in the 50's. You need more info, you say. How about this fact; since joining the Big East, Louisville is 1-6 in conference openers. Nough said. Taking the Pitt crew to de-feather the Cardinals, 29-27.

 

 

 

Another day, another dollar, stand up and holler. What numbskull came up with that remark. Oh well, that puts the wraps on another week of fun. Remember, tread at your own risk, I'm out on a very shaky limb on some of these picks. I almost forgot, here's a bonus pick, just for fun. Look for Ole Miss to further the misery for Auburn, 27-17. Gene Chizik came out yesterday and virtually said that he has "dumb ed down" his offense. For the record, he said "scaled back." That should really pump up Auburn's confidence on offense, right? Note to Chizik, your offense is very predictable as it is, and now you are scaling it back? Should be entertaining, to say the least. Have a great weekend and enjoy the games. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week six reviews

Nice to see that most everyone enjoyed a highly successful pick'em week, this past weekend. We usually have at least two of these weeks where everything plays out as planned. I managed to go 9-1, with 52 points. Now, before anyone comes back and says that I was 8-2, with 48 points; you would be correct. So why the difference? Every Monday when the slate is released, I go through the list of games and click on the team that I think will win: then, I spend the next three to four days trying to make an argument for why I think that team will win. Last Friday morning, I switched Cincinnati to Virginia Tech and changed the confidence level from two points to four points. Apparently, I forgot to move the check mark from Cincinnati to Virginia Tech; so, lucky me. Now, before I go for broke with these picks for this week, let's take a look at last week.

 

 

With September in the books, let's take a look at coaches on the hot seat in the BCS conferences. In the Pac-12, the leading man without question is Cal's Jeff Tedford. Even though Cal's AD came out and said that Tedford's job was safe after the loss to Arizona State, I'm not buying it. There is no buy-out clause in Tedford's contract, so if he is axed at season's end, Cal would owe him seven million dollars. The only thing that would save Tedford; heck, why go there, he's gone. Also, look for the Colorado coach to receive the pink slip, as well. In the Big-12, I think that we will see everyone back unless Tommy Tuberville is introduced as Arkansas' new coach. Don't laugh, it could happen. Plus, Tuberville is from Arkansas.

In the B1G, I'm still convinced that Kirk Freentz of Iowa, will be gone after this season. Other than him, I think that everyone else is safe. In the ACC, Paul Johnson of Georgia Tech and Frank Spaziani of Boston College, appear to be the front runners to receive the proverbial axe. In the SEC, we all know that John L. Smith is gone; the question is when. If Arkansas is embarrassed at Auburn this weekend, look for John L. Smith to be dismissed. Now, if Auburn loses this game, look for Gene Chizak's seat to receive a little extra warmth. Also, barring a miracle, Derek Dooley of Tennessee, will find himself in the unemployment line, by season's end. As for the Big Least (East), who cares. And, please tell me why this conference is still considered a BCS conference.

As far as surprises from last weekend, outside of Washington's win over Stanford, everything else was pretty much right on schedule. Oh, and before I launch off into stupidity in trying to pick this week's games, the gouging of the eyes of an Ohio State player by a Michigan State player was unbelievable. That Spartan player should be suspended for at least three games; end of story. Well, here goes nothing.

 

 

Georgia Tech @ Clemson (10) - As stated above, Paul Johnson's future at Tech is on very shaky ground. After blowing a 17 point fourth quarter lead to Miami, and last week's loss to Middle Freaking Tennessee State, the Yellow jacket faithful are starting to sting the airwaves on the local sport shows in Atlanta, calling for his dismissal. And now, Tech travels to Clemson; rut roh. In addition, Sammy Watkins will be back this weekend. Rut roh, again. Look for the Tigers to clip the Yellow jackets wings, 41-20.

 

 

Arizona @ Stanford (9) - Rich Rod goes back on the road, and we know what that means. Stanford large. I can't make a case for Arizona on the road. Remember what happened in Eugene, two weeks ago? Four trips to the red zone and zero points. I do think that the Wildcats, excuse me the Mildcats, will manage to score a few points on the Cardinal; nevertheless, Stanford will prevail here, 31-13.

 

 

 

Michigan (8) @ Purdue - Michigan has had two weeks to get over their loss to Notre Dame. The only team that Purdue has played, other than cupcakes, is Notre Dame, which they lost. So why eight on Michigan? Go figure. All Purdue has to do is stop Denard Robinson. If that happens, it will be a long day for Brady Hoke's boys. I do believe that Michigan will be ready for this game with the Boilermakers, say 30-24.

 

 

West Virginia @ Texas (7) - 70- 63, need I say more? Yes I will. Call me old school, but I don't give a crap for that type of a game. I thought that basketball season was more than a month from tipping off. Turns out, it got a jump start in Morgantown, last weekend. Now, for all of you that think that West Virginia will have that kind of success against Texas, better think again. Look for the Longhorns to stampede the Mountaineers, 41-30.

Nebraska @ Ohio State (6) - Until Taylor Martinez (Neb's QB) wins a meaningful road game, I'll take the home squad. Yes, I know that they won in Happy Valley, last year; which occurred on the Saturday after Joe Paterno had been fired, so that one doesn't count in my book. I will say this about Ohio State, if Urban Meyer continues to use Braxton Miller as much as he has over this past month, the odds of Miller making it through the season without injury are long indeed. Needless to say, in the short term, I'll take the Buckeyes to out last the Cornhuskers, 23-20.

 

 

Georgia @ South Carolina (5) - Even with Rambo and Ogletree back in the Dawgs line up, that defense looked very porous against Tennessee, a very average Tennessee team, I might add. South Carolina isn't your average Bear, check that, your average Rooster. Remember the cartoon where Foghorn Leghorn gets the short end of the stick by a dog; look for that trend to be reversed, come Saturday. Plus, if it comes down to coaching, Spurrier will run circles around Richt. With that situation and the fact that the game is in Columbia, look for the Chickens to spur the Puppies in a close one, 30-27.

LSU @ Florida (4) - All of the "talking heads" are on Florida, so you better take LSU. I can't, not after the way LSU played at Auburn and then at home against Towson State. Now, the LSU QB has shaved his wannabe mustache, thinking that that might be the problem. Also, how many "lives" does Les Miles actually have left. I think that he has used them all up; and, I think that the Gators will expose these Tigers for the fraud that they are. The Gators take a chomp out of the Tigers in the Swamp, 21-17.

 

 

Oklahoma @ Texas Tech (3) - Texas Tech has never beaten Oklahoma in back to back seasons. They have however, beaten Oklahoma the last three times that the game has been in Lubbock. That's good enough for me. Look for the Red Raiders of the Lost Ark to spin another wheel off of the Sooner Bandwagon, 37-31.

 

 

Northwestern @ Penn State (2) - Crap, another week, and another week with Penn State on the menu. I'm still holding out hope that we will have one week this season where there is no Penn State or Notre Dame on the menu. In the words of Aerosmith, "dream on." As for the game, I think that it will be a tall order for Northwestern to beat Penn State; however, I still don't care. Lions over Cats, 27-24.

Arkansas (1) @ Auburn - Ah, the battle of the cellar for the west division of the SEC. I see where John L. Smith has increased his debt from 25.7 million to 40.7 million. Are you kidding me? In less than one month's time, Smith has managed to add 15 million dollars to his bankruptcy. Now, we know two things about ole John L.; one, he can't coach, and two, he manages his money like he leads his team. So, why Arkansas? Eventually, Arkansas is going to win a game, and Auburn doesn't have a quarterback that is worth a crap. Plus, the game is an early start, and Auburn hasn't faired well the last couple of years with these early games. I'm counting on Tyler Wilson to have a "Tyler Wilson" type of game; Razorbacks over the Tigers, 33-27.

 

 

Well, that puts the wraps on another week of selections. Tread very carefully, this week has the potential to be a scary one. Best of luck to all of you with your selections. Have a great and safe weekend and enjoy the games. Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week 5 reviews

Hopefully, this will be the last week where the cupcake games out-weigh the meaningful games. I swear, we might as well label September as cupcake month. The only situation that will ever have a significant impact on these games is for D-1 college football to implement a true playoff system. If the Presidents and AD's of these Universities were smart, they would adopt at least a 12 team playoff system, or up to a 16 playoff system; but, we all know that these morons that are running these institutions, didn't go for "smarts."

Now, looking back on the week that has past, some things are still the same. The B1G continues to look like anything but a BCS conference. So far the B1G has managed to lose three games to the MAAC, go 0-3 against Notre Dame, and lose to Louisiana Tech. Like last week, Northwestern, Minnesota, and Ohio State, remain unbeaten. Ouch. And, to make matters worse, the talking heads at ESPN, say things will get better for the B1G, once conference play begins. Really? Who among us is all fired up to see Minnesota play Iowa, or Northwestern play Indiana, or Penn State play Illinois? You get the picture, this conference is a train wreck.

How about Oregon pitching a shutout against Arizona. Who knew that the Ducks could play on that side of the line of scrimmage. Before we put Oregon in the BCS championship game, I need to see how they do away from Autzen Stadium; and no, Pullman Washington, will not answer all of my questions, especially after that dive Washington State performed against Colorado. Hey, and props to the state of Oregon; both teams are undefeated. How nice would that be come the Civil War game, and both of these teams are still undefeated.

As for things in the South, I think LSU might have under-estimated Auburn. As for LSU's slip in the polls, I'm okay with it, especially since Auburn's only win came against a Sunbelt team, and in overtime to boot. As for Arkansas, I'll address that sinking ship a little further down the page. Meanwhile, once Florida State put it in overdrive, Clemson was left in a cloud of dust. With Virginia Tech losing to Pitt a couple weeks ago, Florida State is the front runner for the ACC; however, the Noles still have to go to Blacksburgh, in November.

And finally, how about Bill Snyder and the boys from the "little apple." Now, I know why I wasn't sold on Oklahoma. Before last Saturday, Bob Stoops had never lost at home to a top 10 team. Guess if you are going to lose to someone, might as well be your mentor. As for me, I finally picked more right than I had wrong for last week, going 7-3, with 37 points. Time to make the best, better.

Florida State (10) @ South Florida - Surely the Noles will not be in dream land after thumping Clemson, last week. I'm hoping that they don't hit the snooze button because South Florida is reeling from two straight losses. Seminoles over the calves, 48-17.

Clemson (9) @ Boston College - I heard that Sammy Watkins isn't playing for Clemson on Saturday. I think I heard that he has some kind of stomach virus. It must be a serious case of the "runs," because they announced it on Wednesday night, that he would not be available for the game. Oh well, it will take more than just Sammy's absence for me to pick BC for a win. Look for the Tigers to claw their way to a victory over the hapless Eagles, 34-20.

Baylor @ West Virginia (8) - All right, Mountain Men; time to strap it on. Remember, your not playing in the Big Least, anymore. As for this match up, Baylor can score points, they just can't play any defense, and West Virginia can. Plus, West Virginia is at home, and would like to make a statement that they belong in the Big-12. Look for the Mountaineers to do a little Bear hunting on Saturday, 38-27.

Arkansas @ Texas A&M (7) - For the latest John L. Williams goof, just click on the link. I swear, all we need is two or three more from this cartoon clown and we will have a greatest hits collection, all from this season. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4MRgPETMIk For those of you that looked at this week's comedy relief, courtesy of John L. Smith, can understand why I'm picking the Aggies and risking seven points on them. As long as Howdy Doody is leading the Razorbacks, how can anyone pick them? A&M over the piglets, 37-25.

Texas (6) @ Oklahoma State - Both teams are coming off bye weeks, so that's a wash. Both scored in the 60's in their last contest. Neither team plays much on defense; however, I'll give the nod to the Longhorns being a tad better than the Pokes. Plus, Texas is looking for a little revenge having lost two straight to Okie Lite. Horns over the Cowboys in a shoot out, 41-38.

Wisconsin @ Nebraska (5) - What ever happened to the vaunted Nebraska "Black Shirt" defense? Not counting last week's game, the Corn Huskers are allowing the opposition to score 21 points per contest. That's not the Nebraska that I grew up watching; nevertheless, I don't think that these guys from Madison can score 21 points. Here's to hoping that the Corn Huskers gain a little respect from Bucky the badger and avenge that loss from last year; taking Nebraska over Wisky, 29-17.

Virginia Tech (4) Vs Cincinnati @ Landover, Maryland- So why is the "Nati" the home team here? Better question: Who cares? All I know is that Frank Beamer must have lit a fire under his defensive coordinator's rear end, seeing that they shut out Bowling Green; the same Bowling Green team that gave Florida all that it wanted in the swamp on opening weekend. If the Gobblers continue to play that kind of defense, they will have very little to worry about these Bearcats. Tech over the "Nati," 27-17.

Arizona State @ California (3) - As long as the Sun Devils play in the state of Arizona, they are a great team. Put them on the road, and they look less than average. Good thing for California the game is in Berkeley. However, at some point in time, the Sun Devils are going to win a road contest, so buyer, beware. I'll guarantee you this much, if Jeff Tedford losses this game, he can sure as thunder start packing his bags and looking for another gig, because this one will be up at season's end, if not sooner. I'm giving Jeff one last time to prove me right; Golden Bears over the Sun Devils, 31-28.

Ohio State (2) @ Michigan State - Last time I picked Sparty, he almost laid an egg. I don't consider Notre Dame to be much better than Ohio State. Forget last week's performance of the Buckeyes against Wannabe Alabama-Birmingham. So far, the Spartans haven't found a passing attack to cause anyone to lose any sleep; and, in order to beat the Buck-Nuts, they are going to have to send it down the field. Did I mention that going into the fourth quarter, Michigan State was up by only two points against Eastern Michigan; an Eastern Michigan team that hasn't been close to winning a game this season. Look for Urban Meyer to turn the page in his playbook and pump up the volume over the Spartans, to the tune of 24-20.

Penn State (1) @ Illinois - Had Illinois not crapped all over itself in their game against Louisiana Tech, I would have picked them for this game; but, how can anyone take a team that lost at home, 52-24, against La Tech. Before the year is over, La Tech may prove to be a good team; however, I think Illinois is really that bad. So bad that I'm picking Penn State to win a close one in Champaign, 20-17.

Before I go, can anyone tell me why Kirk Freentz hasn't been shown the door in Iowa City, as of this posting? That is one coach that manages to do less with much better talent. Don't look for him to survive the season; probably right along with Jeff Tedford and Derek Dooley; and least we forget, John L. Smith. Let the season shake out, I'm sure that there will be more; I'm just getting a jump start on potential head coaching vacancies. Remember, tread at your own risk with these picks. Have a great weekend. Oh, I almost forgot; how about a shout out for Leehawk's Huskies. In case you missed it, Washington beat Stanford, 17-13, last night. Until next week, enjoy the games and Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

week 4 reviews

Before I unleash another outstanding list on how not to pick games, let's take another look at the week that just went by. What did we learn about the landscape of college football? I don't know about the rest of you; but, I learned plenty. First, the overall play of the B1G conference continues to sink into obscurity. With Ohio State on probation, Northwestern and Minnesota lead the conference as the only other undefeated teams. My, how the mighty have fallen. One could make an argument that the B1G is close to replacing the Big Least (East) for the worst conference among the BCS. As for the head of the class; and, in no particular order, the Big 12, the Pac 12, and the SEC are running neck and neck.

Second, a few outcomes were quite puzzling to me from this past Saturday. Beginning with Notre Dame's invasion into East Lansing, to take on the Spartans. One analyst from ESPN (Mark May, who by the way, receives my peckerhead of the week award), was constantly shouting that Michigan State's offense would run around, through, and if need be, jump over Notre Dame's defense. I watched the game, and I don't remember Sparty being able to do much of anything, on offense or defense. Three points. Are you kidding me? I can't stand Lou Holtz; but, I think he just found a way to shut Mark May's pie hole up; at least for one week.

Whoo Pig Sooie. How bout them Razorbacks. Talk about the "lost bunch." As for their coach, I told everyone last week that this moron wasn't up to the task. He's proving that fact with a couple more stupid interviews since that 52-0 beat down in Fayetteville, by Alabama. The shutout marked the first time that Arkansas had experienced that feat in Fayetteville, since 1966. It also marked the first time that Alabama had recorded back-to-back shutouts, going back to the 1980 season.

 

 

I'm not sure if the following situation occurred on Wednesday or Thursday of last week; nevertheless, the Knoxville Police Department released a statement to the media, that if any of the Vol fans stormed the field after a victory over Florida, that they would prosecute any violators to the fullest extent of the law. Memo to the Knoxville Police Department from Jljmbaker: In order to prosecute anybody, you first need to have fans in the stadium. By the end of the third quarter, Neyland Stadium was half empty; and near the end of the game, the Gators had sent Rocky Top back into the hills, or caves, of East Tennessee.

 

 

I'll bet Frank Beamer has been scratching his head after his Gobblers (that's what they used to be called, what the heck is a Hokie), were destroyed by winless Pittsburgh, 35-17. Come to think of it, doesn't Virginia Tech always manage to lose to someone in which they are the heavily favored team, each year. Didn't they lose to Dolly Madison?

Lane Kiffen. I saved the best for last. I see where "Boy Genius" threw his quarterback Matt Barkley, under the bus saying he made "poor decisions" against Stanford, last week. I disagree. The only "poor decision" that Matt Barkley made came during the off season, when he announced that he was coming back to USC and opting out of the NFL draft. Note to all USC fans (especially Larry31160), that's not the LAST loss that the Men of Troy will endure for this season. Nough said; let's move on to week four. For the record, I went 5-5, with 31 points for week three.

Vanderbilt @ Georgia (10) - Since 1960, Georgia holds a death grip on Vanderbilt in this series, with a 44-5-1, record. That equates to one win per decade for the Commodores. I know that Georgia has a few injuries and suspensions that they are still dealing with; however, the Dawgs have something that Vandy doesn't have, depth. Dawgs over the Dores, 33-10.

Clemson @ Florida State (9) - Every season, both of these teams seem to lose a game or two in which they are the prohibited favorite. Florida State is a two touchdown favorite to beat Clemson. Think back to last year about this time. Florida State was playing Oklahoma, and just about everyone at ESPN were picking the Seminoles to beat the Sooners. But, alas, the Sooners were able to finish with 10 unanswered fourth quarter points to beat the Noles, 23-13. After that loss, FSU lost back-to-back games to Clemson and Wake Forest by the same score, 35-30. Last week, the Noles got even with Wake Forest, beating them 52-0. Time to get even with Clemson. Florida State over the Tigers, 31-14.

 

 

Missouri @ South Carolina (8) - Columbia travels to Columbia. Time for Missouri to find out what life is like on the road in the SEC. Look for Spurrier's boys to pound the ball against the Tigers. Plus, Missouri is pretty banged up after these past two weeks against Arizona State and Georgia. I can hear the Rooster crowing, to the tune of 31-20, over the claw less Tigers.

Miami FL @ Georgia Tech (7) - Miami hits the road for the third time this month. Talk about road warriors. Well, maybe "warriors" isn't the proper word to use concerning this version of the South Beach football team. Tech has won two straight since that Labor Day loss to Virginia Tech. The only thing that worries me about Tech is that they are to one-dimensional. If they had a passing game, this would be a no-brainier of a pick; nevertheless, they have enough horses in the backfield to turn these Hurricanes into a tropical depression, 37-24.

 

 

Oregon State @ UCLA (6) - Here is where things start to become a little iffy. The Beavers have only played once, beating Wisky, 10-7. Turns out, that win over Wisconsin doesn't mean all that much, considering the Badgers have had to hang on for dear life against Northern Iowa and Utah State. As for UCLA, I'm not ready to jump on the Bruin Bandwagon. Turns out, Nebraska doesn't have a defense and wins over Houston and Rice, as well, doesn't mean all that much, either. I'll give the Bruins six points just because they are in the Rose Bowl; nevertheless, don't be surprised if the Beavers ruin my day. Taking UCLA, 30-24.

Rutgers @ Arkansas (5) - Here go the talking heads, again. Rutgirls has a chance to beat the Hogs. That's all that I've been hearing. Rutgers hasn't played anybody. Meanwhile, Arkansas doesn't have a coach, they have a stupid baffoon calling the shots. They might as well have a monkey calling plays up there for the price of bananas. Just think about how many bananas they could buy for the 850,000 dollars that they are paying John L. Smith to look like an actual monkey, or donkey for that matter. What was supposed to be a championship season for Arkansas has turned out to be one of survival. If they are going to survive this season, then they will need to win against the Scarlet Knights. A loss here and they are dead in the water. I'm taking Arkansas only because the "know-it-alls" are on Rutgers, 34-23.

Michigan @ Notre Dame (4) - For all of you that are picking Michigan, I know that you are pleased to see me picking the stinking Irish, because I NEVER WIN when I pick Notre Duck, or when I pick against them (remember last week, I had Sparty). If Brady Hoke can find a defense in Ann Arbor, then Michigan has a shot to upset the Irish, which will not bother me in the least. I'm putting four points on Notre Dame in hopes that the trend continues (me losing), that way, I will not have to listen to Lou Holtz (another Baffoon), touting his Irish for the national championship for another week, or so. Notre Dame over Michigan, 24-20.

 

 

Army @ Wake Forest (3) - I refuse to spend any of my time on these next three games. We all know why these asinine games are on the slate; to promote ESPN's family of networks and that stupid Game Plan of theirs. I realize that Notre Dame's game is on NBC; however, ESPN will do ANYTHING to keep the stinking Irish happy in hopes that they might be able to land the NEXT contract that Notre Dame signs. Wake Forest over Army, 23-21.

Connecticut @ Western Michigan (2) - Somebody, anybody, tell me that you know something about this game. A better question, who cares? Broncos over the Huskies, 27-24.

 

 

Syracuse @ Minnesota (1) - And, for the grand finale, I'll take the co-leader of the Legends division of the B1G, Minnyhaha over the Orange, 24-23.

 

 

Now, games that should have been on the list to replace those last three: Kansas State/Oklahoma (can't put that on there, that's a fox game), Arizona/Oregon, and California/USC. In case you didn't notice, I picked all home teams for this week, so beware. History dictates that I have five losses in that list. Your task is to find the "chosen five." Remember, tread at your own risk and best of luck. Enjoy the games and Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker

Week three games

With week three of the college football season right around the corner, I sure hope that the third time will be the charm for me in picking the games. After last week's disaster, which by the way was a stellar 4-6, with 29 shameful points; I can't do much worse, right? Only time will tell, so beware if you find yourself on the same side that I'm on.

 

 

Before I get started with the selections, I have a couple of observations that I would like to share with you. First, we found out last week that the Big 10+2, isn't a very good conference this season. So much for those silly division names which are labeled "Leaders" and "Legends." They should be renamed and called "Misfits" and "Degenerates." Second, how stupid does the B1G and the ACC conference look with their so-called division set ups. Can any of you that have an allegiance to another team from a different conference, name every team within those two divisions of the ACC, or the B1G. The ACC has been around for quite some time and I still can't tell you which teams are in the Coastal division, or which teams make up the Atlantic division. Same with the B1G. However, I could care less about the Pac-12; nevertheless, I can name (with ease I might add), every team in the North division and every team in the South division. Now that's what I call "fan friendly," as opposed to that propaganda that the B1G and the ACC have tried to unleash on the average college fan. Just something to think about. Let's move on to the cartoon part of the show, the picks.

 

 

California @ Ohio State (10) - When the California plane flies over the state of Wisconsin, do you think Jeff Tedford will throw a life-line down to Aaron Rodgers? That would probably be the only situation that would help the Bears over the Buckeyes. Meanwhile, with USC up after this loss to the Buckeyes, Tedford needs to give Samsonite a call for some extra luggage containers to help facilitate his upcoming transfer out of Berkeley. Ohio State over Cal, 38-17.

 

 

Texas (9) @ Mississippi - Three things that Oxford likes to tout, it's the burial place for William Faulkner, John Grisham graduated from Ole Miss and the tailgating in the Grove is the ultimate experience. I can testify to the latter, having been to a couple of games there. Ole Miss fans will tell you, "we might lose the game, but we have never lost the party." As for this game, the Rebels are a very bad team. So don't let the 2-0 record fool you. They might hang with Texas for a quarter or two; but, down the stretch, look for the Longhorns to trash the Rebels, 31-14.

 

 

Alabama (8) @ Arkansas - "With or Without You," a song made famous by U2 off of their best selling album, The Joshua Tree, will be the theme for Alabama this weekend. We don't care if Tyler Wilson plays or not, the result will be the same. By the way, did any of you see the goofy look that the head coach of Arkansas (John L Williams) had on his face as he realized that his team had just lost to ULM? Some things never change, I swear that was the same look he had on his face when he was coaching Michigan State and Ohio State blocked a field goal attempt on the last play of the half to cut the lead to 17-14. They eventually lost the game to the Buckeyes. Remember the sideline reporter asking ole John L about that play and his remark was "That's a dang coaching mistake...the kids are playing their tail off, and the coaches are screwing it up!." Taking the Tide over the Three Little Piggies, 34-13.

 

 

Southern Cal (7) @ Stanford - The only team that Matt Barkley hasn't beaten in the Pac-12 is Stanford. Some of the ESPN know-it-alls have been chirping all week that this could be an upset, to which I say BS. I guess that if they keep crying wolf, eventually the wolf will make an appearance; he's just not likely to show up at the Farm this Saturday. Taking the War Horses over the Tree, 37-24.

 

 

BYU (6) @ Utah - Neither of these teams have played outside of the state of Utah. This is the first road test for BYU. Utah just lost their starting QB this past week. Nevertheless, you might want to be careful when placing the point value on this game. I probably have it too high. Oh well, it is what it is. Cougars over the Utes, 29-24.

 

 

Notre Dame @ Michigan State (5) - Three weeks into the season and this is our first time to see the stinking Irish on the slate. Well, zippity doo dah. I could care less. I hope Sparty eats a 55 gallon drum full of Irish Stew and then comes back for a refill. Michigan State over the golden domer goober gobbers, 28-17.

 

 

Arizona State (4) @ Missouri - Has Jeff Sagarin lost his mind? He has Arizona State ranked third in his college football ratings. Three? Are you kidding me? To me, they are not even third within the Pac-12. They barely slide into the number three slot within their own division. Considering Missouri's struggles down the stretch last week, I guess I'll have a sip of whatever Jeff Sagarin has been drinking. Here's to hoping that the Sun Devils stick a pitchfork into the back side of the Tigers, say 31-27.

 

 

North Carolina @ Louisville (3) - The knowledge is pretty thin on this match up, and I didn't bother to do any research. Taking the Cardinals over the Sheep, but only because they are at home, 27-24.

 

 

Florida @ Tennessee (2) - After hearing that some moron Vol player say that they are going to beat Florida this week, I nearly changed my pick. I don't think that I would come out and boast that I was going to beat someone which has beaten me for the last seven years. We get it, eventually Tennessee will beat Florida. Meanwhile, in the words of Ron White, "You can't fix stupid," when it comes to the intelligence level of some of these players and their asinine remarks. With Tennessee's ability to go long on offense with Tyler Bray at the stick, and the fact that Florida survived a tough road test last week, give me the Vols over the Gators, 23-20.

 

 

Navy @ Penn State (1) - I think that everybody has had enough of Penn State. ESPN needs to give the Nittany Lions a few weeks off from the Pick'em contest. I know that I'm tired of seeing them. Plus, if they lose this game, I only see one or two more games on their slate that they might win. Talk about a bad year getting worse. Penn State scores three touchdowns (they miss all three extra points) and barely survive the Midshipmen, 18-17.

 

 

As of this post, mum is the word coming out of Fayetteville concerning Tyler Wilson's status against Alabama. Good luck to everyone with the upcoming week of games. As usual, you better tread very carefully, especially since I'm having a very bad season. Enjoy the weekend, and Roll Tide.

Jljmbaker